- Wake me at 7AM weekday mornings. If I am not out of bed by 7:15, you must be more insistent.
- Wake me at 8AM on Saturdays, 9AM on Sundays, and don't be insistent for an hour in each case unless I tell you different.
- After I'm gone, make sure that any appliances or lights that I've left on are turned off.
- I will return home each weekday and I expect the lights to be on, the house temperature to be 74. I want the drapes drawn in the Den, the hot tub ready (unless it's raining or cold), the stereo playing my favorite, and please tell me if I have Email waiting.
- While I am gone, I want you to take note of anyone who might try to break in, and send me a page and call the alarm service if anyone does.
- While I am at home, I want you to take care that I don't leave lights on where they're not needed, and make sure that each of the different garden areas get water according to how much they need.
- After I've gone to sleep, make sure that any lights I've left on are off, check again that there isn't something like the hot tub still on, watch for any intruders inside and out, and of course, be there whenever I get up in the middle of the night.
- By the way, you get no pay. Your only reward is knowing how
well you serve me without complaint.
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